Website Offers ‘Vaccine Ready’ Tops So You Can Get Stuck in Style – RedState

Website Offers ‘Vaccine Ready’ Tops So You Can Get Stuck in Style – RedState

Have you not yet gotten your vaccine?

Is it because you worry what you’ll wear?

If you’ve been humongously hampered, I have enormous news.

As reported by the New York Post, if a killer outfit’s what you need to fight the killer virus, here’s how to get dead sexy.

Revolve.com is offering fantastic fashions so you can look like a big shot while you get the big shot.

And you won’t need to fiddle with your fabric to find a perfect place for the prick.

As talk of medical passports permeate the pandemic, Revolve’s making certain you won’t have to get mussed into a mess in order to get validated by the vaccine.

The online retailer’s serving up just what the doctor ordered: “vaccine-ready” off-the-shoulder shirts.

One click onto “Clothing” takes you “Tops,” then beneath “Trending Now,” you’ll find the following:

Blouses
Bodysuits
Bustier
Cropped
Graphic Tees
Vaccine Ready

Per the Post, that last little item leads to lots:

[T]he tagline “Vaccine Ready”…presents 100 different styles of shoulder-baring blouses — from frilly peasant tops to body-baring bralettes — ensuring your arm is ready to receive a jab without so much as rolling up a sleeve.

I should’ve already made that clear: Sorry, tough guys — you’re limited to women’s wear.

But, hey — it worked for Harry Styles. And note his last name.

The site’s coronavirus coolness even includes a cute little quote to caw as you’re starting to get stuck: “Shoulders out for the vaccine.”

And as for the brands available to help you stay well?

Well, they’re sick:

Trendy brands featured on the page include Alice + Olivia, Free People and Norma Kamali.

As noted by the Post, the COVID-friendly category caught on in May via TikTok user @danni____cole.

For her giggly video, she captured thusly:

“Excuse me as I get my $250 vaccine shirt next-day. #greenscreen #fyp #revolve #shop #vaccine”

I guess I should’ve mentioned that as well — the tops are a bit top-heavy at as much as $300.

That’s a lot of bones to preserve yours while looking lovely. But to Danni, at least, it’s worth it.

The girl’s endorsement really got things goin’:

The video had garnered hundreds of thousands of views on TikTok before being picked up by the @Betches Instagram account, a popular women-led media company.

Okay, call the response mixed:

More than 1,300 comments on the post suggested followers were both delighted and dismayed by the fashion brand’s move to capitalize on vaccine-readiness.

“This is actually the most moronic thing I’ve ever seen @revolve,” derided one follower.

You can’t please everyone. But you can get injected while looking luxurious.

In the fight against the illness of fashion fails, if you’re in the market for a vaccine-friendly victory, you’re win is imminent.

Just like your improved immunity.

Revolve’s got you covered — but only in the places you need to be.

Hopefully, the CDC will join forces and create a new ad campaign.

Dr. Fauci would look great in one of those.

-ALEX

 

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